Hello! And welcome to a brand new department sheltered deep within the confines of FEC headquarters! We are currently trying to unpack all the very deep boxes of archives into the most unsortable mess possible, so wait patiently for us to lose our tax files for the sixth consecutive time (woo!).
Our new underground office has three species of moss and two different subspecies of rat. Just wait until we get Oil Spill, our resident Calico Cat down here to clean up this little mess, what a day that will be! At the moment it is just me and our new greek intern, Xanthos, down here at the new Public Relations and Office of Awards department, and we are getting along very well. Most likely because he does not speak english.
Regardless! We are very enthusiastic to announce our first annual Award Distribution Panel. I was asked by our Hegemone to create a list of companies which are world leaders in Fucking the Environment, companies like Monsanto and Exxon, and after it has been compiled I will distribute it to you, dear readers, to vote! The winner of this year's award will have the privilege of sending a spokesperson down to our second annual rally to receive the award in person and to speak a few words of encouragement to our FEC cadets!
So stay posted for this wonderful update, and remember, Fuck the Environment before It Fucks You.
-Marcos
3 years ago
